Is this proper representation from the First Lady of the
United States of America?
primary goal for the school will be to educate young American girls
ages 12-17 about social etiquette, beginner’s public speaking, basic
wardrobe building, proper skin care and make-up regimes, all designed to
develop one’s self esteem.
“Madame Obama has a unique world view on how young ladies should
conduct themselves and both of her daughters will be looking towards
college once the family leaves the White House,” said one of the
Michelle’s 108 assistants. “That opens up an opportunity for a few
wealthy families to send their teen aged girls to learn how to be a lady
from America’s most respected First Lady.”
First Lady Charm Schools will have specific programs for teen girls
ages 12-17. This program provides well rounded curriculum designed to
encourage it’s students to become good citizens in their schools and in
“Being married to the first socialist President of the United States
has helped Madame Obama learn how to gracefully handle awkward
situations and hostility toward her political viewpoint,” said the aide.
“Her style is unlike any other First Lady and her ability to ignore
cries for freedom from the common people is unrivaled. What better
person to help elite young ladies learn how to be cold and calculating
while disguising a heartless inner strength.”
The Palookaville Post has learned that Madame Obama will operate
First Lady Charm Schools in Washington D.C and Chicago to start, with
plans to expand to New York, Detroit, San Francisco and Honolulu in
short measure. Schools in other liberal enclaves may follow depending on
the level of support for the lofty $100,000 annual tuition.
In a related story, reports from Washington insiders are saying that
the Federal government is considering offering subsidies to minority
owned businesses which help students learn lessons appropriate for
today’s world of belittling conservatives, and doing it with a smile.
Ace Cub Reporter Jimmy Olsentwins